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| DAN ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL |
A vote for Dan is a vote for the future. Since early last year Dan has been hitting the campaign trail hard, getting the
word out to his fellow man that his bachelor days are soon ending. However, Dan's end to bachelorhood simply cannot happen
without the help and support of friends such as you. That is why from August 17-August 20, 2006, we need you to vote "yes"
to Dan's Bachelor Party.
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Although Dan has never lived in Chicago, he chose Chicago for his bachelor party because he feels it is a "totally rad"
city and the people of Chicago need and deserve a leader/ruler such as him. After all, Hitler was born and raised in Austria,
but that didn't stop him from ruling Germany. Dan agrees! But Dan does not like Hitler, so a vote for Dan's Bachelor Party
is a vote AGAINST Hitler! But a vote against Dan's Bachelor Party is clearly a vote FOR Hitler. You don't want to vote for
Hitler do you???? So please, come election time, vote "yes" to Dan's Bachelor Party.
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